Joe Schmoe's - Cypress

Joe Schmoe's is an American (New) restaurant in Cypress, CA. Order takeout online for pickup.

5123 Ball Rd
Cypress, CA 90630

Phone: +16572140511

Price range: under $10

Cuisine: American (New)

Hours

• Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday: 11:00–20:30
• Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday: 11:00–20:00

Joe Schmoe's - Cypress Menu

Famous Hot Dogs

• Hand-Dipped Corn Dog — $7.00
  Hand-dipped and fried to order.
• Chili Cheese Dog — $7.50
  Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request.
• Babe Ruth Dog — $7.50
  Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions.
• L.A. Street Dog — $7.95
  Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.
• Chicago Dog — $7.00
  Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden!
• Mac N' Cheese Dog — $7.95
  Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits.
• Kraut Dog — $7.00
  Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours.
• Build Your Dog — $6.25
  First choose from one of our special hot dogs! Then, choose your toppings!
• Coney Island Dog — $7.25
  Our Natural Casing hot dog with mustard, a strip of Joe’s Homemade Chili topped with fresh diced onions!

Fresh Ground Burgers

• Classic Burger — $7.30
  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
• Bacon Cheeseburger — $9.70
  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
• Double Cheeseburger — $13.50
  It’s the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
• Chili Cheeseburger — $9.70
  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Ask for it Joe’s way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles. Served on a white or wheat bun.
• Garden Burger — $9.50
  Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
• Cheeseburger — $8.25
  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun.
• Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger — $10.75
  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes your choice of side & drink!
• Pier Burger — $9.50
  1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. Served on a white or wheat bun.

Frozen Custard

• Hand-Scooped Cup — $4.50
  Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe’s. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate.
• Concrete — $6.75
  Our thick custard blended like a shake, “without the milk” with your favorite mix-in.
• Sundaes — $6.95
  Boysenberry Cobbler: Vanilla custard, pie crust, Boysenberry filling,cheese cake pieces
• Home-made Floats — $6.50
  Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.
• Rootbeer Freeze — $6.50
  Our famous keg rootbeer blended with fresh vanilla custard and topped with whipped cream!
• QUART of Custard — $16.00
  Quart of custard. Choice of Vanilla, Chocolate or 50/50. Specialty flavors vary!
• Hand- Spun Milk Shakes — $6.50
  Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.

Salads

• Joe's House Salad — $11.50
  Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese.
• Cobb Salad — $15.50
  Chicken breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg.
• Southern Fried Chicken Salad — $15.50
  Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado.
• Side Salad — $5.95
  Small green salad (iceberg) with red cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cucumber and cheese!

Fries, Sides & Slaw

• Joe's Fresh Cut Fries — $3.70
  With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.
• Onion Rings — $4.75
  Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice.
• Side CHEESE SAUCE — $1.10
  Side CHEESE SAUCE
• Chili Cheese Fries — $6.25
  Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe’s Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice.
• Joe's Irish Nachos — $6.00
  Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. One free sauce of your choice.
• Cole Slaw — $4.25
  Choice of Creamy Slaw or Bleu Cheese Slaw.
• EXTRA SAUCE — $0.50
• MAC N CHEESE — $5.00
  Our home-made mac n cheese!
• Tater Tots — $4.95
  Comes with one free sauce of your choice.
• Crinkle Cut Fries — $4.95
  With ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice.

Drinks

• Fountain Drinks — $3.95
• Fresh Keg Items — $3.95
  This fresh product DOES NOT come with ice!
• Fresh Iced Teas & Lemonade — $3.95

Little Schmoe's

• Kids Hot Dog — $8.95
  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.
• Kids Corn Dog — $8.95
  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.
• Kids Grilled Cheese — $8.95
  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.
• Kids Hamburger — $9.95
  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.
• Kids Chicken Strips — $9.95
  Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under.

Nashville Hot Chicken

• Hot Chicken Sandwich — $10.45
  Southern fried hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw.
• Nashville Chicken Tenders — $10.95
  Our Nashville Hot Chicken Tenders are a customer favorite! Hand-dipped chicken tenders (actually tenderloins) fried to order and rubbed with our Carolina Spices! Choose your heat level!!!
• Nashville Chicken Sliders — $10.95
  Mini version of our Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich! Coleslaw, pickles, Mississippi Comeback sauce on top of freshly fried chicken breast. Choice of 2 or 3 sliders with a side.
• Hot Chicken Melt — $11.95
  Southern fried hot chicken tenders on grilled Texas Toast with White American cheese, bacon, pickles, Mississippi comeback sauce, and creamy coleslaw! Choose your heat level!

ALLEYWAY Pickup

• ALLEY WAY Pickup (Add to Cart for ALLEY WAY Pickup)
  Please add car type and color in the Special Instructions box. ***PLEASE Pull around the backside of the building and drive along the Alley-Way to the Red door and wait for someone to come out to the car, THANKS!!!

BEER & WINE TO GO

• DOMESTIC BEER $5.50 — $5.50
  Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! DOMESTIC choices are: BUD Light, COORS Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon
• WINE TO GO $6.95 — $6.95
  Please specify which wine you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! Choices: Chardonnay, Cabernet, White Zin
• DOMESTIC PREMIUM $6.95 — $6.95
  Please specify which beer you would like, MUST be purchased with food!!! DOMESTIC PREMIUM Choices: 4 SONS Surf City, Stone IPA, 805, Kona Big Wave, Bootleggers Palamino, Kona Longboard, Golden Road Mango Cart

Gift Certificates

• $25 Gift Certificate — $25.00
  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email [email protected] and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.
• $50 Gift Certificate — $50.00
  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email [email protected] and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.
• $100 Gift Certificate — $100.00
  If you'd like this gift certificate mailed to you or someone else, please email [email protected] and we can provide costs for trackable mail and sending.

Classic Chicken Sandwiches & More

• Southern Fried Chicken Strips — $11.95
  Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce.
• Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich — $9.45
  Fresh chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s special seasoning flour, topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw.
• Chicken Breast Sandwich — $8.95
  Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun. Add cheese if you would like!
• Cali Grilled Chicken Sandwich — $11.50
  Grilled chicken breast on white or wheat bun with swiss cheese, bacon and avocado Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

Make it a Combo!

• Make it a combo! — $6.30
  Make any item that you order a combo that comes with a side and a drink!

BBQ Sandwiches

• Smoked Pastrami — $15.95
  House Smoked pastrami, mustard and pickle. On Fresh baked NY Rye or French roll.
• The Reuben — $17.50
  House Smoked pastrami on grilled Marble Rye bread served with sauerkraut, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, pickles and Russian dressing.
• Prime Time Patty Melt — $13.50
  1/2 lb. Fresh ground Prime Patty with Tillamook cheddar cheese with grilled onions on NY Rye or Sour Dough
• Smoked Turkey Melt — $14.95
  House Smoked Fresh turkey breast, Sharp Provolone cheese, bacon, tomato, avocado and mayo.
• Prime BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger — $12.75
  1/2lb. PRIME Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun.
• Smoked Prime TRI-TIP Dip — $15.75
  House Smoked Prime Tri Tip served on a freshly baked French roll. Add Sharp Provolone or Tillamook Cheddar Cheese $1.50
• Po boy Fried Fish Sandwich — $14.40
  Breaded and fried cod fish served on a fresh baked French roll with lettuce tomatoes pickles and house made tarter sauce.